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Maria Giordano
Inspector
Username: Mariag
Post Number: 383
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, May 01, 2005 - 12:10 pm: | 
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Dear Misusers:
You should all be spanked.
Line forms at the left.
Mags
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Glenn G. Lauritz Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 3424
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, May 01, 2005 - 12:18 pm: |
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Mags,
What happens if one joins the line to the right? 
All the best
G. Andersson, author/crime historian
Sweden
The Swedes are the men That Will not be Blamed for Nothing
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Maria Giordano
Inspector
Username: Mariag
Post Number: 384
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Sunday, May 01, 2005 - 3:21 pm: |
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Glenn, you are a VERY naughty boy!
No spanking for you. 
Mags
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2461
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, May 09, 2005 - 4:09 am: |
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We've done it!!! Got the one and only Mr R onto this thread!!!....anyone seen him lately?
Wintergreen you're quiet!!!................
Suzi |
George Hutchinson
Chief Inspector
Username: Philip
Post Number: 517
Registered: 1-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 09, 2005 - 10:44 am: |
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Suzi
That first one is exactly what I had in mind. So he does exist in feline form after all!
I think we know exactly how many pounds he weighs...
I think the second shot was possibly taken in the outside lavvy at #27 Hanbury Street. Kadosh / Cadosch etc etc just out of shot...
PHILIP
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Tour guides do it loudly in front of a crowd!
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2473
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2005 - 7:06 am: |
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Philip!
Curses!!! I thought I had exclusive rights to the Hanbury St lavvy shot!!!
Suzi x
'Win and flounder...........Lose and grin!'
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ex PFC Wintergreen
Unregistered guest
| | Posted on Saturday, May 14, 2005 - 9:10 pm: |
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Sorry Suzi, I've just moved out of home so I don't have access to internet as often as I used to. |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2520
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, May 22, 2005 - 6:41 am: |
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wintergreen!!! GET TO THE LIBRARY ......Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suzi x |
George Hutchinson
Chief Inspector
Username: Philip
Post Number: 535
Registered: 1-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 22, 2005 - 6:58 pm: |
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Suzi - advising our treasured Wintergreen to get to the library is asking for trouble.
You know what Joe Orton did to library books. I have a feeling Wintergreen may do likewise. Except in a feline way.
PHILIP
Tour guides do it loudly in front of a crowd!
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2521
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, May 23, 2005 - 3:52 pm: |
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LOL PHILIP
Curling up behing the plays under O could be a worry!
Mind you having my favourite play beginning with E Id be interested to see what Wintergreen does when he curls up behind Mr Shaffer....Felis????????????????
LOL
Suzi x |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2522
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, May 23, 2005 - 3:55 pm: |
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Or maybe 'FELIIS '.........hehehehehe
Wow heres OUR chance to get in with all this PLAY writing stuff eh?
Lol...feel one or two coming on................
Suzi x
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Dan Norder
Chief Inspector
Username: Dannorder
Post Number: 708
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 4:55 pm: |
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Hrmm, that Bram Stoker guy might have been onto something... But apparently he got the wrong species...
"Deep in the mountains of Transylvania, there lives the last representative of a dying breed, Felis catus vampirus, also known as the...Vampuss! When young tomcat Jonathan Harker calls upon the reclusive Count Scratchula, he’s led to believe it’s just another business deal. Little does he realize that the course of his nine lives will be forever altered. Based on Bram Stoker’s horror classic, Shadow of the Vampuss is a dazzlingly-illustrated Gothic adventure that's both beautiful and bizarre. Featuring a diverse cast of feline characters, Nosfelinu’s stunning cavernous façades and splendid Victorian costumes bring to life the famous story of vampire intrigue and bloodlust. Sharp, macabre, and darkly humorous, Nosfelinu is an extraordinary re-interpretation of the Dracula myth. Not recommended for underage kittens!"
Shadow of the Vampuss website
I figured this was right up the alley of a number of people here... Killer kittens from beyond the grave and all, fully illustrated.
I was going to do the Amazon.com link but forgot how to tag it so th Casebook gets a percentage.
Dan Norder, Editor
Ripper Notes: The International Journal for Ripper Studies
 Profile  Email  Dissertations  Website
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2580
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 5:46 pm: |
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 Caught on camera as ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nosfera..puss!!!!!!!!!
Suzi x
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George Hutchinson
Chief Inspector
Username: Philip
Post Number: 554
Registered: 1-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 8:20 pm: |
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Hi Dan and Suzi.
I think this is a really cheap and shoddy stab at serious research into the mounting case against Mr Diddles.
Really, some people have nothing better to do than talk about vampires on these boards. It is disgraceful.
I think you would be far better spending your time helping uncover further evidence of Diddles guilt as opposed to wasting it over bat-cats.
That said, I'm going to have a look at that site, Dan. Suzi - those are not fangs but two fragments of human bone.
Where's Wintergreen gone???
PHILIP
Tour guides do it loudly in front of a crowd!
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Glenn G. Lauritz Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 3515
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 8:39 pm: |
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I declare... blimey!
I checked out that vampire site (since I am a true 1922 Nosferatu fan), and I was -- as a former illustrator and artist -- truly amazed by the artistic quality of those pictures. Kinda charming with those cats and very very beautifully done in graphic, details and atmosphere. I was really impressed. Seriously.
All the best
G. Andersson, author/crime historian
Sweden
The Swedes are the men That Will not be Blamed for Nothing
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Howard Brown
Chief Inspector
Username: Howard
Post Number: 525
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 9:12 pm: |
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Hey....youse...yeah...youse.
Over here in da Catskills, we don't have time to go cuttin' up folks what thems that desoive it.
Lemme give youse a tip...whack 'em. Whack 'em where they breathe. From a seventh story building, if youse have dem over dere. Dis is a Catlitter Carcano dat I boosted from over in New Joisey.
Rocco
HowBrown
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Howard Brown
Chief Inspector
Username: Howard
Post Number: 526
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 9:15 pm: |
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HowBrown
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Maria Giordano
Inspector
Username: Mariag
Post Number: 412
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 9:38 pm: |
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On behalf of the Goddess Bastet, I wish to say that you are all subject to the Curse of Claws and will meet a truly terrible end. Remember, the fog comes on little cat feet! Beware!
Mags
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Natalie Severn
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Severn
Post Number: 2027
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 3:40 am: |
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Wow Howie that is one such sweetie!....who would ever believe the little darlings receive training in killing /torturing and mutilation from their mums?
Nats
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2585
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 5:29 am: |
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Philip!
You spotted that!!.......
Thats a point!!....Where IS Wintergreen????
Howie,
That little murderous fellow has made an earlier show here....good to see he hasn't changed HIS MO!!!!
Glenn-
Where's this Nos FUR atoo thread??
Suzi x |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2586
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 5:36 am: |
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Glenn
Got it,sorry missed the link!!! I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!! Nice to see that even a jolly bonnet makes an appearance!!
Suzi |
Jennifer D. Pegg
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Jdpegg
Post Number: 2503
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 6:43 am: |
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I love the Mr diddles thread!!
Jenni |
Glenn G. Lauritz Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 3522
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 9:45 am: |
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"Lemme give youse a tip...whack 'em. [...] Dis is a Catlitter Carcano dat I boosted from over in New Joisey."
Howie, can I get a dictionary with that one, please? 
Suzi, Hutch,
Indeed... where is Wintergreen??????
All the best
G. Andersson, author/crime historian
Sweden
The Swedes are the men That Will not be Blamed for Nothing
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2588
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 1:10 pm: |
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W I N T E R G R E E N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come in please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suzi xx
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2597
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 5:51 pm: |
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Calling WINTERGREEN calling WINTERGREEN..........................echo echo echo |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2598
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 5:55 pm: |
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 Seeeeeeeee thats a jolly bonnet!!!!!!(purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!)
LOL
Suzi |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2599
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 6:01 pm: |
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RIGHT if we sit down in here as he walks into Mitre Square I'll keep quiet and you take the picture right!!!!
OK Sgt Dids
Shut up and take the pic!
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2600
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 6:03 pm: |
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Sarge .........as the Elephant Man maybe....... nobody'll notice us then..........
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2602
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 6:08 pm: |
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See......... told you I'd be invisible!!!!!!! |
Glenn G. Lauritz Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 3551
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 6:21 pm: |
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How cute, Suzi.
Nice little buggers.
All the best
G. Andersson, author/crime historian
Sweden
The Swedes are the men That Will not be Blamed for Nothing
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Jennifer D. Pegg
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Jdpegg
Post Number: 2522
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 7:26 am: |
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its a scary world out there isnt it?! |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2603
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:33 am: |
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Its PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRfect Jen!!!!!! (one more word!!!)
Suzix |
Glenn G. Lauritz Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 3560
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:39 am: |
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Mad mad. Totally mad.
All the best
G. Andersson, author/crime historian
Sweden
The Swedes are the men That Will not be Blamed for Nothing
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2604
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:43 am: |
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Hi Glenn!!!
Thats the way this thread has to bexxxxxxxxxx bugger!!! wont let me upload here!!!!!!
Suzixxxxxx |
Maria Giordano
Inspector
Username: Mariag
Post Number: 415
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:44 am: |
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Oh, Suzi, you are brightening up my morning!
Mags
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2605
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:45 am: |
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Back to work!!!
Suzixxxxxxxxxx |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2606
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:47 am: |
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Maria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am soooooo glad!! mission accomplished!!!!!
xxx Suzi |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2607
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:54 am: |
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For Maria.......
GOTCHA!
hehehe
have a good day!
Suzix |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2608
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:57 am: |
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For Glenn
hehe
Suzi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2609
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:59 am: |
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Errrrrrr is there something we should be told!!!!!!!
Case errrrrrrr closed?!!!!
Suzixx |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2610
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 11:08 am: |
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UNDERCOVER!!!!!!!!
When the circus came to Whitechapel!!!!
circa 1888
LOL
Suzi xx |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2611
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 11:13 am: |
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Fun tho!!!
As ever JTR will always be a weighty problem!!!!
Heheeeeeeeeee
Suzixxxxxx |
Glenn G. Lauritz Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 3562
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 11:55 am: |
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Suzi,
That's not Chris George, is it? (not the cat...)
All very cute ones, Suzi.
Of course you have to be a cat lover, but I am definitely one of those.
All the best
G. Andersson, author/crime historian
Sweden
The Swedes are the men That Will not be Blamed for Nothing
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Helge Samuelsen
Detective Sergeant
Username: Helge
Post Number: 113
Registered: 4-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 12:49 pm: |
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What a thread LOL!
You do know that last photo is digitally..should I say..enhanced?
Lots of laughs though
I'm a cat man myself. But I prefer them smaller..
Wonder if Diddles wrote the graffito after carrying that apron to that randomly chosen staircase???
Sincerely Helge
Fascinating! (Mr Spock raises an eyebrow)
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Helge Samuelsen
Detective Sergeant
Username: Helge
Post Number: 114
Registered: 4-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 12:51 pm: |
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Oh, and I forgot one thing.
Maria..can I be spanked too?
Ouch!
Fascinating! (Mr Spock raises an eyebrow)
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2612
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 12:53 pm: |
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Gosh Glenn!......... It could be couldn't it!
As to cats....... I love them...
BUT .... am having a fit here cos my MSN messenger contact list's been wiped!!!! Aagh!
Suzixx |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2613
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 12:57 pm: |
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Glenn and Helge..............
Form an orderly queue please!!!!!!
Suzi
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Jeffrey Bloomfied
Chief Inspector
Username: Mayerling
Post Number: 694
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:01 pm: |
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I see that we are talking about purrrrfect crimes here.
Every morning Ms Amber Katz keeps tripping me as I stumble from bed to feed her. She replaced the late, elegant Bootsie (which is an unitentional translation of the name of the Roman Emperor Caligula) a year and a half ago.
Did any of you think that one of their ancestors could possibly be the notorious poisoner of prostitute alleycats Dr. Creamface?
Jeff |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 2614
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:03 pm: |
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Helge
As to Dids carrying the apron!!.... Of course he did!
Probably picked it out of a bin outside a resaurant close to Thrawl St....oddly there's a lot of restaurants there now.....
As to the chalk....any self respecting cat always carries a piece of chalk!!!....just in case!
Suzi xx
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Helge Samuelsen
Detective Sergeant
Username: Helge
Post Number: 115
Registered: 4-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 1:21 pm: |
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Suzi,
I'm in line! Really! But Glenn chose the other queue as usual!
Re graffito: This explains why the graffito was so low..
After all, mr Dids didn't find a bigger litter box to stand on.
As to the chalk. My cat do carry it on occasion, so why not Mr Dids?
I used to wonder why my Pippi (the cat) always wants to roam the streets of Tau at night. Ohh..I better not go there..
Helge
(Message edited by helge on June 11, 2005)
Fascinating! (Mr Spock raises an eyebrow)
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