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Christopher T George
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Chrisg
Post Number: 1515
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 02, 2005 - 11:43 am: | 
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Viagra Causes Blindness?
Condom adverts
and viagra promos,
-- but now they warn
viagra causes blindness.
Masturbation's fine, I guess!
Christopher T. George
"Blindness noted in men using impotence drugs." MSNBC
Christopher T. George
North American Editor
Ripperologist
http://www.ripperologist.info
See "Jack--The Musical" by Chris George & Erik Sitbon
The Drama of Jack the Ripper Weekend
Charlotte, NC, September 16-18, 2005
http://www.actorssceneunseen.com/ripper.asp
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 4489
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 02, 2005 - 11:58 am: |
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Chris, does this mean that the unfortunate users must take a guide dog to bed with them? Two's company but three's a crowd.
Robert |
Maria Giordano
Inspector
Username: Mariag
Post Number: 414
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 10:04 pm: |
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I understand that when people lose their sight their other senses become more acute.
Mags
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Monty
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Monty
Post Number: 1695
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 3:46 am: |
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This explains Mr Tom Wescotts Ripperologist reviews !
Monty
"You got very nice eyes, DeeDee. Never noticed them before. They real?"
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Christopher T George
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Chrisg
Post Number: 1549
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 11:34 am: |
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Hi Monty
Quite right. I suppose he has to take the pills in order to fortify himself to write the reviews. He he. 
Chris
Christopher T. George
North American Editor
Ripperologist
http://www.ripperologist.info
See "Jack--The Musical" by Chris George & Erik Sitbon
The Drama of Jack the Ripper Weekend
Charlotte, NC, September 16-18, 2005
http://www.actorssceneunseen.com/ripper.asp
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Jennifer D. Pegg
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Jdpegg
Post Number: 2544
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 11:43 am: |
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oh ...
guys...
thats not nice!!
Jenni |
Howard Brown
Chief Inspector
Username: Howard
Post Number: 574
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 6:30 pm: |
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Shut yo' mouth Jenny ! Hush honey !!!!
Good ribs,C.G. and Monty ! Kick Tommy's ass !
Tell youse what...that stuff, from what I hear, has a mind of its own..... Listen up.
A guy I know started taking that stuff [ its like $ 10 a pop for one pill...]..Well...the pills worked,according to "my friend".
But not when it counted..
Godzilla came outta Tokyo Bay and no Nipponese in sight,if you get my drift,while he was doing bench presses at a gym with an all-male clientele.
Oh no....they say he's got to go...go go Godzilla !
"History shows us
...again and again...
Impotentence medicine ain't cool..
..in the company of men !"
True story.
lyrics> HB and Buck Dharma,Blue Oyster Cult.
HowBrown
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Monty
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Monty
Post Number: 1700
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 3:31 am: |
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How,
And you believed him, this friend of yours.
In front of an all male gym?
Not that it matters.
Monty
"You got very nice eyes, DeeDee. Never noticed them before. They real?"
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Jennifer D. Pegg
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Jdpegg
Post Number: 2551
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 5:23 am: |
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You guys,
you guys you crack me up!
Jenni
"be just and fear not"
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Howard Brown
Chief Inspector
Username: Howard
Post Number: 577
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 5:38 am: |
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Monty...
Yeah, I do bubs...He wouldn't lie.
Its wasn't because of the guys, but because Mr. Johnson just got up and went to the big city to see the bright lights all on his ownsome.. without warning.
HowBrown
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Jennifer D. Pegg
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Jdpegg
Post Number: 2553
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 5:44 am: |
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even by our own standards this is so odd!!
"be just and fear not"
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Jennifer D. Pegg
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Jdpegg
Post Number: 2554
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 5:48 am: |
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but I'm intruding on your manly conversation.
sorry about that.
"be just and fear not"
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c.d.
Unregistered guest
| | Posted on Thursday, June 16, 2005 - 4:20 pm: |
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What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? An hour wait for a three minute ride. |
Ken Proctor
Detective Sergeant
Username: Gizmo
Post Number: 101
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 12:24 pm: |
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HELP, Could you please put your posts in a bigger and bolder print please. 
"Hey Rookie----You were good" (Field Of Dreams)
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Ken Proctor
Detective Sergeant
Username: Gizmo
Post Number: 102
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 12:28 pm: |
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When using viagra be sure to take it with a full glass of water or you will get a stiff throat.
"Hey Rookie----You were good" (Field Of Dreams)
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David O'Flaherty
Chief Inspector
Username: Oberlin
Post Number: 975
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 12:41 pm: |
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Ken, if you're having problems reading posts, just change the size of the text on your end. You can do it within your own browser. From the menu at the top, select "View", "Text Size", and then choose whatever size suits you.
I guess since this is a Viagara thread, size matters. Had to insert the obligatory joke.
OH! Were you making a joke? If so, I just got it.
Dave
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Howard Brown
Chief Inspector
Username: Howard
Post Number: 787
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 1:38 pm: |
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Dave O'
What if you can't get your arm up to change the settings? Then you'd be between a rock and a not-so-hard place,huh?
Maybe Ken should take it to upstate New York like The Stooges did to that famous landmark...Viagra Falls...
Vi-agra Falls !!!
Slow-ly he emerged...step by step...
....inch by inch..
Wonder what would happen if you took about 10 of them at one pop? Would you turn into a statue ? Howzabout a permanent stiff upper lip ? It sure would make it hard for the girls to stay away,thats for sure...
I said hard..heh heh. And wood...
Butthead
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David O'Flaherty
Chief Inspector
Username: Oberlin
Post Number: 976
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 1:56 pm: |
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Hi Howard,
If I took 10 at once, I would always know I was right about everything I said about the Whitechapel murders and would never have to admit I might be wrong!
Hey Ken, after reading my post over, it sounds snide. Just wanted to let you know that wasn't my intention. I thought you might really be having trouble with the font size and didn't catch your joke (if it was a joke) until after I hit the post button.
Cheers,
Dave |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 4756
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 2:18 pm: |
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Dave, I think 10 might be fatal. And how would they screw down the coffin lid?
Robert |
David O'Flaherty
Chief Inspector
Username: Oberlin
Post Number: 977
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 3:08 pm: |
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Why, easily enough, Robert. After 10 Viagra, everything becomes screwable!
Dave |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 4757
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 4:27 pm: |
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True, Dave. Still, I won't be taking them - I'm not having them singing "Stand up, stand up for Jesus" at my funeral.
Robert |
John Savage
Inspector
Username: Johnsavage
Post Number: 454
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - 8:37 pm: |
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Hi Robert,
But as the old refrain goes " sit down sit down for Christ sake the b*ggers at the back can't see"
Rgds
John |
Ken Proctor
Detective Sergeant
Username: Gizmo
Post Number: 103
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Friday, August 12, 2005 - 1:47 pm: |
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Hey David No offense taken. The blindness is temporary.!
"Hey Rookie----You were good" (Field Of Dreams)
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