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Dave
Sergeant
Username: Dave
Post Number: 49
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, April 29, 2004 - 1:40 pm: |       |
Kris,
that's how I see it. I'd rather post a humourous (albeit sarcastic) message that was funny rather than 330 messages worth of drivel.
get it?
- DVW
p.s. I realize that certain entities may disagree with the validity my 'humour'. To them I say: too bad, so sad. |
Michael Raney
Inspector
Username: Mikey559
Post Number: 332
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, April 29, 2004 - 5:02 pm: | |
Kris,
I apologize for the newbie comment. I didn't mean in any way that Dave or anyone else did not have the right to post there. I couldn't think of a better word at the moment. What I was trying to express was why would anyone not want to get to know people before they assume we would understand their humor.
Dave,
I was definitely not crying. I was trying to keep the world from sucking so much. About the Mike thing, I work with 12 different Mike's. Also, When me mum says Mike instead of Michael or Mikey, I'm about to get me arse whipped, even at my ripe old age. No one calls me Mike.
Mikey |
Kris Law
Inspector
Username: Kris
Post Number: 302
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, April 29, 2004 - 5:09 pm: | |
Mikey,
No problem, I wasn't offended, I've just been at the ass-end of the 'newbie' comment myself (sometimes from certain people on this message board who shall remain nameless . . . it'll be just between the two of us, right Ally?) so I know what it's like.
-K |
Paul Jackson
Inspector
Username: Paulj
Post Number: 186
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, April 29, 2004 - 8:29 pm: | |
hay dave
if yoo thank montys grammr spelin and punkchooashun is bad yoo awt to cee mine haha
Just for jollies, wouldn't you?
Paul |
Monty
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Monty
Post Number: 1068
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 4:07 am: | |
Dave,
Im so lucky.
From the chap that gave the world 'mehaps' I feel you have no decent ground to stand on when pointing out spelling/grammar/punctuation mistakes.
Besides, I was in an Irish mood....or possibly French. But I shall keep the speling/grammar/punctuation mistakes in. Give you something to live for.
Haiku doesnt rhyme ? No $hit. What was I thinking of when I stated that you wouldnt be stumped while tryig to make it rhyme? I must watch my sarcasam.
Speaking of your sarcasm/humour, it funny? Now Im really glad you pointed this out to slo Monty from the ol country, because I just couldnt see it. I just saw provokative turgid drivel of which you now have 281 post to make up.
For the sake of Kris thread I shall now depart, never to return (whats that cheering I hear from across the water?). I shall nowe leave you to have the inevitable last, houmouress, sarcastic "O Monty" word.
Have a nice day now.
Monty
PS Validity of my humour. Not being picky, nor sad, just helping you along. Its my way
PPS Whats with the PS's anyway ?
PPPS Kris, I apologise for hijacking your thread. It does sadden me that I am not on your list but I am glad Im on Daves. I feel kinda lucky he has chosen me for special attention.
Our little group has always been and always will until the end... |
Caroline Anne Morris
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Caz
Post Number: 1042
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 5:30 am: | |
Can W.B Yeats go on the list pretty please, even in the afterlife? I just learned that he went to the same school as me from 1875-1880 when it was just boys (it's just girls now, I was there from 1965-1971), and his timetable, drawn up by Willie Yeats himself, included the following:
Scripter
Riting
Inglish
Gramar
Arithmithic
To the end of his days, Willie wrote 'exhausted' as 'exausted'. (Tut tut, mutters Disgusted Caz of Hammersmith.)
Have a great weekend all, on or off someone's list.
Love,
Caz
X
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Kris Law
Inspector
Username: Kris
Post Number: 304
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 8:25 am: | |
Caz,
I'm pretty sure Yeats the was the first person on the list, in fact he may have started the list himself . . .
-K |
Dave
Detective Sergeant
Username: Dave
Post Number: 53
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 5:05 pm: | |
Monty,
I was under an influence when I typed those messages and yet they STILL were better than yours.
I never said I don't make mistakes, but at least mine will still be legible... and yours will not. Not that it really bothers me.... it saddens me. Saddens me to know that you can't even be bothered to try.... or maybe you are? If you are, I apologize. Must be tuff.
- DVW
p.s. Some gits will try to rhyme haiku and I honestly thought you were crying for help as you seem the type.
p.p.s. ... bye Monty! I know I'll miss your fascinating interpretation of English. |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 696
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2004 - 5:34 pm: | |
Hi .
LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????
What ever it is.......want to be o n it!!!
Cheers
suzi x |
Natalie Severn
Chief Inspector
Username: Severn
Post Number: 767
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2004 - 6:29 pm: | |
Hi Suzi,its good to see you back!   } |
Glenn L Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 1717
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2004 - 6:32 pm: | |
Wow, talking about having a field day with the clip-arts.
I've always liked that cat, because of how it swings its tail.
What bl****ng list????? I don't get it.
All the best
Glenn Gustaf Lauritz Andersson
Crime historian, Sweden |
Natalie Severn
Chief Inspector
Username: Severn
Post Number: 769
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2004 - 7:02 pm: | |
ssshhh Glenn,its all gone very quiet!Mustn"t d isturb.... |
Glenn L Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 1719
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2004 - 7:07 pm: | |
Ssssssh... OK...
All the best
Glenn Gustaf Lauritz Andersson
Crime historian, Sweden |
Kris Law
Inspector
Username: Kris
Post Number: 306
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2004 - 8:31 pm: | |
Suzi,
You are most assuredly on my list . . . you were the first person to talk to me on this here message board.
and Glenn,
You are on the list even if you don't want to be, if only for the pince-nez. Kudos!
-K |
Glenn L Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 1720
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2004 - 9:45 pm: | |
Thank you Kris,
I'm proud to be on the list even though I don't have a clue what it's about.
I've had the pince-nez now for five years; they're from 1900-1910, but with my own glasses put in, naturally. The best and most practical glasses I've ever had - they don't do smart stuff like that today, that's for sure. Thanks for the kudos.
All the best
(Message edited by Glenna on May 01, 2004)
Glenn Gustaf Lauritz Andersson
Crime historian, Sweden |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 702
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 3:32 pm: | |
HEY AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLATTERED CHAPS!!!!!!!! Hello Glenn (darling!) and Kris et al and of course Nats!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm suzi xxxxxxxxx good to be back!!!!! |
Richard Brian Nunweek
Chief Inspector
Username: Richardn
Post Number: 849
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 3:33 pm: | |
Hi,
Am I on your list, it will certainly make a change not to receive junk mail[ from racing pundits] who because of my involvement in the racing profession have me on their list for attempting to intice me to send them money for imformation, which amuses me, for i am in the position to know more then them.
Richard. |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 703
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 3:34 pm: | |
Glenn!!!!!
Who cares.....its fun!!!
x suzi |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2417
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 3:41 pm: | |
"Please don't let him put me on the list, Captain Mainwaring." |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 706
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 6:28 pm: | |
Dont tell 'em your name Pike!!!
Suzi |
Monty
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Monty
Post Number: 1073
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 4:29 am: | |
Glenn,
THE list !!
Monty
(Message edited by monty on May 04, 2004)
Our little group has always been and always will until the end... |
Monty
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Monty
Post Number: 1074
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 4:32 am: | |
Dave,
You dont have to tell me how sad you are.
I can tell.
Monty.
PS I tried Kris....honest I did.
PPS Mr Popular, hows the favourite curry recipe thread going ?
Our little group has always been and always will until the end... |
Sarah Long
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Sarah
Post Number: 1096
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 6:06 am: | |
Dave,
Oh, for pity's sake, shut up.
Kris,
I feel I should be on said list even though I have no idea what it is for and may be signing myself up for things unknown.
Monty,
Is it just me or has Dave not contributed on the serious threads at all?
Sarah
Smile and the world will wonder what you've been up to 
Smile too much and the world will guess  |
Kris Law
Inspector
Username: Kris
Post Number: 312
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 8:33 am: | |
Sarah,
You are on my list. Have no fear.
-K |
Sarah Long
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Sarah
Post Number: 1098
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 9:21 am: | |
Kris,
You are on my list. Have no fear.
Well as long as it's some sort of hit list, then that's fine.
Suzi,
I said on another thread but I don't know if you read it but I said that I hope you don't mind me pinching what you said and adding it to my signature.
Big hugs to everyone...just because I'm in that mood.
Sarah
Smile and the world will wonder what you've been up to
Smile too much and the world will guess |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 712
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 3:44 pm: | |
Hey Sarah!!!
Dont mind!!! God must take more water with it eh.....good line that!!.....how about adding....Smile even more and the person who made you smile has just emailed you!! 
Cheers
Suzi |
